fr33kinmatt replied to your post: I have so many nudes with no one to send them to…. omg what Hahaha! ;)
I have so many nudes with no one to send them to. #lies
Woah. First the naked man eating someones face and... →
i-n-n-o-sense: i keep seeing all these guys with perfect bodies and beautiful faces and i’m just sitting here with my life
mom: what do you want for dinner
me: rock and roll
*flips over table and air guitars*
SHUT UP IM AVERAGE– guys with small dicks (via boywithoutbeard)
eirameinnoc: I cry every time I watch this scene.
tranquilasunset: i put the ‘semen’ in ‘amusement’
I'm sexist because I only kiss girls.
Anonymous asked: I heard your penis is big